(a) Man: "You ever met anyone you didn't kill?"
Mel: "Well, I haven't killed you yet."

(b) "No, I'm Chaos and he's Mayhem. We're a double act."

(c) Man: "You're sure getting grumpy since you found out you're gonna be a grampa."
Mel: "Yeah."

(d) Man: "Just wait and see, cops never let up! You know! I'll have rubbers on my desk, rubbers in the mail, rubbers in my coffee, rubbers rubbers rubber... If you had only kept your mouth shut!"