(a) "Why don't we just skip down to the part where this has something to do with me, huh?"

(b) Man: "Now you're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time."
Bruce: "Story of my life."

(c) "Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"

(d) Man: "You're very impressed with yourself, aren't you?"
Bruce: "I have my moments."