(1) "My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land."

(2) "Personally, I give us...one chance in three."

(3) "You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a donkey."

(4) "A man who feels nothing is a man who loves nothing."

(5) "Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

(6) "Now is the winter of your discontent."