Cool Movie Trivia

**	*Morons*
	They make a movie more fun, because they're so stupid you feel smart. Sharpen your pencils for this week's salute to the idiots of the silver screen.

1) In which movie does some idiot get his tongue stuck to a frozen metal pole? Ace Ventura Police Academy 2 Ski Patrol Dumb and Dumber	7) In which movie is this slow guy made fun of? Armed and Dangerous There's Something About Mary American Pie Bull Durham
2) Michael Richards's (aka Kramer on Seinfeld) character ran a children's television show in the 1989 Weird Al flick "UHF". What did he give kids as a reward on the program? Removes clothespins from their ears Piece of chalk inside a cellophane cigarette wrapper Drink from a firehose Electric shocks	8) Steve Martin played a character who was raised in a poor black family in the 1979 classic "The Jerk. What brainless notion did he hold regarding his situation? As he got older he would eventually turn black He was brought to the family by a stork He was an albino Thought maybe his father was the white postman
3) How did Adam Sandler solve the little kid's bed-wetting problem in "Big Daddy"? Made kid wear diapers Put newspapers on the bed Made kid sleep in bathtub Didn't give kid any fluids for three days	9) Another Sandler question. What was the name of dimwitted Adam's pro-wrestling hero in "The Waterboy"? The Rock Jericho Captain Insano Bambam Blitzer
4) Who is the idiotic detective answering this question? Inspector Clouseau Frank Drebin James Bond Harry Crumb	10) Who's this fool? Jackie Brown Ace Ventura Deuce Bigalow Billy Madison
5) Which wasn't a Forrest Gump saying? Stupid is as stupid does Mama always said, dying was a part of life Life is like a box of chocolates The littlest lessons are the hardest learnt	11) In 1983's "Strange Brew", dim-witted Canadian icon Doug MacKenzie is trapped with a woman in a room being flooded with beer. How do they survive? They get air from empty beer bottles He drinks all the beer He uses his touque Hosehead the dog opens the top vent
6) How do the college kids blow up their car in 2000's "Road Trip"? Pushed it off a cliff Were playing with hand grenade Tried to jump bridge Left burning cigarette under seat	12) Which movie features these no-brainers ordering drinks? Police Academy 4 Eyes Wide Shut Animal House Three Amigos

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